Paging Jumbo. (Tap tap tap) Is this thing on?
I'd be cautious about that approach for three reasons.
First, the diameter of the barbs is as small as they get on both inlet and suction lines. Might be ok for Naturally Aspirated but definitely not the higher pressures of FI.
Second, I believe there are actually baffles in the valve cover prior to the PCV and vent outlets to control the flow of gasses. Not sure how they would impact the catch can system you have outlined.
Third, the center hose you propose tapping is the avenue for which the two valve covers equalize pressure relative to each other. If you put a breather in that line and cap the normal outlets it is possible to have two different pressures in the valve covers. Couple that with the small diameter of the center barbs and I'm not really sure what the impact would be.
Uh, can someone explain what this is exactly? (dumb it down)
It's an oil catch. Usually the PCV system (see first post) sucks oily gasses back into the motor to be burned. Along the way the oily gas leaves a trail of sludge inside your motor. This can catches that junk and stops it from sludging up your motor.
