Dumb Drivers

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So today, this Massachusetts plate Toyota Tundra filled with crap entered the highway forcing me to brake. So i went into the left lane to pick up speed again, and this guy shoves himself in front of me. Me being the ass i am, held the horn for a good 20 seconds and rode his ass. He eventually zigzaged thinking he would lose me but he didn't. I chased him and cut into the lane right next to him. Then he had no choice but to follow me and eventually tried to pass me again. I gunned it to 6000 rpm and felt sorry for his ass. He eventually got behind me and tailgated as i brake tapped him and drove as slow as the bus right next to me. He probably got so annoyed that he almost missed his exit. I looked in the mirror and i saw him swerving to the exit almost hitting a car. Case closed. [I'm not encouraging road rage. Drive safely everyone.]
 
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I know this is going to be a huge generalization, but here in Chicago, most pickup drivers are huge assholes. Racing around as if they are driving a freakin' Porsche, riding everyone's ass, cutting in and out of traffic, forcing lanes on you. :mad:

Those new Tundras with the 5.7 iForce are quick though!
 
you know what would have solved all your problems? if you had moved over to the left lane so he could merge and that way you wouldnt have had to brake...not the best thing to piss people off, trust me i know:wink:
 
i was on my way home from work today, second lane from the right, behind a car. not riding his ass at all, approaching my exit, passing a big rig in the right lane. once we pass him, i see the slow lane is open all the way to my exit, so i signal and as i'm switching lanes i romp on it. i've taken the exit about 1500 times now, so i know what i can get away with and like to push the limit. the guy in front of me apparently sees me making the move and obviously was NOT happy. he jerks the wheel on his smashed up early 90s Ford Taurus and cuts into the slow lane to block me. then proceeds to hit the brake hard enough that his entire ass end lifts up about a foot, as if TRYING to get rear ended. i brake, obviously, as i'm asking myself what the F i did to piss him off, like i said i wasn't riding his ass or anything like that. he must have had a bad day at work and just wanted to spoil my fun. times like that i'd like to bradish the 40 caliber out the window just to see what kind of reaction i'd get.
 
I know this is going to be a huge generalization, but here in Chicago, most pickup drivers are huge assholes. Racing around as if they are driving a freakin' Porsche, riding everyone's ass, cutting in and out of traffic, forcing lanes on you. :mad:

Those new Tundras with the 5.7 iForce are quick though!

Nope, it was a previous gen 4.7L
 
i was on my way home from work today, second lane from the right, behind a car. not riding his ass at all, approaching my exit, passing a big rig in the right lane. once we pass him, i see the slow lane is open all the way to my exit, so i signal and as i'm switching lanes i romp on it. i've taken the exit about 1500 times now, so i know what i can get away with and like to push the limit. the guy in front of me apparently sees me making the move and obviously was NOT happy. he jerks the wheel on his smashed up early 90s Ford Taurus and cuts into the slow lane to block me. then proceeds to hit the brake hard enough that his entire ass end lifts up about a foot, as if TRYING to get rear ended. i brake, obviously, as i'm asking myself what the F i did to piss him off, like i said i wasn't riding his ass or anything like that. he must have had a bad day at work and just wanted to spoil my fun. times like that i'd like to bradish the 40 caliber out the window just to see what kind of reaction i'd get.


Mass drivers are like that though :)

Almost every morning on the way to work some a-hole wants to race me block me from getting into left lane or driving in the left lane deliberately slow. Lately it includes lots of young chicks in cheap ass cars with coffee, cigarettes and make up. Also I am trying to avoid those Ford-pickup-driving a-holes with 'I don't brake for rice burners' bumper stickers but it's tough. For about a year now, I've been using middle lane a lot to avoid these things but sometimes you just have to get into action.

In general, people driving behavior is dependent of where they are from (and what kind of car they have - the cheaper, the more aggressive). I have driven all over Europe and loved Italy the most - left lane exists EXCLUSIVELY for people who are extremely fast and/or trying to pass. All you do, assuming your car can handle it, is turn the left blinker on and gun it! I have seen so many Ferraris and Porsches there that make you look standing still at 95 MPH. Not a single time I saw someone blocking the left lane - in the States people get out of their way to do that.

Also, no offense but CT, NY, RI, NH drivers almost never get out of the way if they see you are travelling faster than they are in the left lane. Try it, you'll see what I mean. MA drivers are way better when it comes to this - in 90% of the cases they will move into middle lane to let you pass.
 
Nov 21 9pm...going up to Big Bear for an early Thanksgiving with my parents. Notice way behind me, some a-hole keeps swerving in and out of traffic, cutting people off and riding their asses. He also keeps turning off his headlights..because he's cool and has strobes flashing when his headlights go off(which is why i noticed him way back).....Then I notice he's getting closer to me...then I hear him...he's got a straight pipe and I hear him gunning it...what the hell he's literally right beside me....bumper to bumper and then he swings into my lane!...I swerve into another lane and slam on my brakes....luckily no one was there.....Toyota 4runner...never forget that asshole he continoues on swerving, and almost collides with 3 more cars....

My pregnant wife of 12 weeks was in the FX.......next to me shaking...I honestly wanted to go catch them .....and if I did....I would have killed them......no joke
 
My pregnant wife of 12 weeks was in the FX.......next to me shaking...I honestly wanted to go catch them .....and if I did....I would have killed them......no joke

Had that feeling so many times my wife is 6 months pregnant and there were so many times that i wanted to chase those dumb drivers down and run them over but i couldnt -_- cuase of the wife *sigh*:embarrassed:
 
Just the other night, I was on the way home with wifey and my little one on a 2 lane road where both lanes can make a left. As I was making the turn, some idiot in a corolla goes and takes the lane in front of me without signals coz he was too busy yapping on the fone. So I went to his left and he saw that I was mad by what he did so he rolls down his window. I yelled @ him to pay attention to where he was going and get off his fone if he cant do both. His response was "why dont you suck my D$#%!", I was like "Nice .. I have my wife and baby in the car". He says "I dont care"



Long story short .. I'm really gonna miss my bottle of cologne.
 
you know what would have solved all your problems? if you had moved over to the left lane so he could merge and that way you wouldnt have had to brake...not the best thing to piss people off, trust me i know:wink:

I would've but the lane was occupied at that time.
 
Nov 21 9pm...going up to Big Bear for an early Thanksgiving with my parents. Notice way behind me, some a-hole keeps swerving in and out of traffic, cutting people off and riding their asses. He also keeps turning off his headlights..because he's cool and has strobes flashing when his headlights go off(which is why i noticed him way back).....Then I notice he's getting closer to me...then I hear him...he's got a straight pipe and I hear him gunning it...what the hell he's literally right beside me....bumper to bumper and then he swings into my lane!...I swerve into another lane and slam on my brakes....luckily no one was there.....Toyota 4runner...never forget that asshole he continoues on swerving, and almost collides with 3 more cars....

My pregnant wife of 12 weeks was in the FX.......next to me shaking...I honestly wanted to go catch them .....and if I did....I would have killed them......no joke

ppl who drive like that feel so bad about themselves they take out their anger on aggressive driving trying to feel good about themselves. Don't mind those ppl they're just low lifes who are already in BS themselves...he also feels bad that he doesn't have an FX hahaha...and if worst comes to worst, there is no room and he is going to hit you, attempt a pit manuver so he's the one that flips, not you...after all he was the one being an idiot. But the thing that set me off completely is the fact that he put ur pregnant wife in danger. That's your whole future ahead of you.
 
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Just the other night, I was on the way home with wifey and my little one on a 2 lane road where both lanes can make a left. As I was making the turn, some idiot in a corolla goes and takes the lane in front of me without signals coz he was too busy yapping on the fone. So I went to his left and he saw that I was mad by what he did so he rolls down his window. I yelled @ him to pay attention to where he was going and get off his fone if he cant do both. His response was "why dont you suck my D$#%!", I was like "Nice .. I have my wife and baby in the car". He says "I dont care"



Long story short .. I'm really gonna miss my bottle of cologne.
shoulda told him to pull over :err::wink:
 
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