WTF car of the day...

What a tard! Gives a new meaning to the term "Ape Hangers" Could you imagine trying to make an evasive emergency turn! He'll be eating some asphalt.
 
spotted in downtown Ithaca

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this one should be sent to IRAQ, with it's tremendous speed it will make it impossible for those hiding bastards to fire rocket grenades at our soldiers.
 
there was a prime empty space next to his car, but for the risk of getting dinged by one of his rocket boosters i opted to park a few floors higher instead
 
^Here's a funny article about that one above:
Rolls Royce Centurion

View attachment 134203A brand new Rolls-Royce Phantom starts in the neighborhood of around $330,000. Its styling is stunning, however, not everyone is enamored with the Phantom’s imposing look. That hasn’t hurt the car’s sales, as Rolls-Royce has continued to expand to new markets and added an even more massive long-wheelbase version of the ultra-sedan since it was first introduced. Those who want to individualize their machines can work through the automakers bespoke program to tastefully customize the car.
What some deem tasteful, however, doesn’t jibe with how others define the term, and as such, we see items like the Rolls-Royce Phantom “Centurion” depicted above. It’s listed on eBay, and the item description says that it “will become one of the most historically significant Rolls Royce Phantoms of recent times.” We tend to agree, as bad things do make history.
Our “favorite” parts of this unfortunate custom (which was made for an unnamed “Las Vegas celebrity” ) are the trio of fender vents and the fascia update that makes the headlights look as if they’ve been masked off with electrical tape. Around back, a set of LED taillamps and local-auto-parts-store-looking exhaust tips keep it all terribly classy. Even if you don’t like the Phantom in general, this is pretty hard to take. The changes to the car make it look like a replica. Despite all that, the current bid is $229,000.


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Here's one that looks good:

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^HA! This part just made me choke on my sandwich.

"4) ET for Breather install: 8 seconds (shaved 3 seconds off last year's ET by not trimming ziptie)"
 
yeah, I'm glad someone else sees the humor in some of those so called "car shows":tongue: I always laugh my ass off at a show like this, or even at most so called "car shows" out east... this is why I just laugh at my friends when they tell me, oh, you should build a show car, you can kill them... yeah right, color matched flex loom FTMFW!! :tup: can't compete with that :confused:
 
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She drove it like one too. Just for a little while anyways...
Either way, her and her mom were having a grand ol' time! lol
 

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This guy used to park in my apartment complex... "TH RPIST"

I immediately thought the obvious, but then I also considered it could be "The Rap Artist"? Or perhaps "Therapist"?

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