Dumb Drivers

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gchristopher9 said:
i was on my way home from work today, second lane from the right, behind a car. not riding his ass at all, approaching my exit, passing a big rig in the right lane. once we pass him, i see the slow lane is open all the way to my exit, so i signal and as i'm switching lanes i romp on it. i've taken the exit about 1500 times now, so i know what i can get away with and like to push the limit. the guy in front of me apparently sees me making the move and obviously was NOT happy. he jerks the wheel on his smashed up early 90s Ford Taurus and cuts into the slow lane to block me. then proceeds to hit the brake hard enough that his entire ass end lifts up about a foot, as if TRYING to get rear ended. i brake, obviously, as i'm asking myself what the F i did to piss him off, like i said i wasn't riding his ass or anything like that. he must have had a bad day at work and just wanted to spoil my fun. times like that i'd like to bradish the 40 caliber out the window just to see what kind of reaction i'd get.
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h-e-l-l-ooooo - Look at what he was driving. He was jealous. lol
 
jc'sfx said:
Just the other night, I was on the way home with wifey and my little one on a 2 lane road where both lanes can make a left. As I was making the turn, some idiot in a corolla goes and takes the lane in front of me without signals coz he was too busy yapping on the fone. So I went to his left and he saw that I was mad by what he did so he rolls down his window. I yelled @ him to pay attention to where he was going and get off his fone if he cant do both. His response was "why dont you suck my D$#%!", I was like "Nice .. I have my wife and baby in the car". He says "I dont care"



Long story short .. I'm really gonna miss my bottle of cologne.
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See, you need to keep some empty Corona bottles. Don't let your cologne go to waste. lol
 
LOL, you have a good point turbo. hahahaha. Corona bottles don't accidentaly get kicked up by the tire.
 
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