What did I do today? I protected it from a road rager who, despite being 65 years old, thought he could try to intimidate me on a busy 4 lane road,, drove left of the yellow line to pass me and swerved multiple times like he was gonna smash into me and then at the next redlight,got out and tried swinging on me!!! Oddly enough I only thought of giving him the holy hand grenade when he was thinking of doing something to my ride. This guy was from another dimension! People were filming it but nobody called the cops right away. I just kept him away from the whip awaiting to po-po. And he did all this with his 3 year old granddaughter in the back.
I had him down on the ground at one point,but thought if the cops pull up and see that,, I'd be the aggressor.
I study Krav Maga and let me tell you how hard it was to NOT drive my ample knee into his mustache. The cop was dumbfounded to learn that I study that and didn't grind him into a paste,,but he would have sued me or something.. I have a life and a career,no thanks.
All this because he felt I was driving too slow. I F@*#ing hate people.