OMG!!! You just reminded me of a funny-ass story that happened to me a few years ago... it was near the holiday season, and I had to go mail a bunch of packages at the post office, I walked in with my hands full... (more like my arms full) and was tripped by a rug that was partially flipped over. I didn't fall, but almost... a bit off balance, I tried fixing it with my foot, but couldn't because the stuff I had in my arms were getting heavy, and I didn't want to drop them.... anyway, surprisingly no line... I walked straight up to the counter... and mumbled some thing like
"...gotta fix that rug"... at the same time, just happened to glance at the postal serviceman's funky lookin' ol'skool glasses, probably had a weird expression on my face... but apparently he thought I was staring at his toupe' and got all embarrassed... so he started adjusting is toupe'



. I tried relieving him from further embarrasement... and said...
"No, no... I mean THEE rug" and pointed at the rug on floor, but he was kinda lookin' down and didn't see my hand jesture... and said...
"I KNOW, I KNOW... I'm fixin' it" I, basically, just let it go... after he was done fixing his toupe'... I just said...
"that's much better" and kinda nodded expressing my approval... I was sooooooooo embarrased for him at the time I felt kinda bad, but when I got to work and told the story... I was laughing in tears along with my co-workers.